The Trick to Keeping Your Maryland Home Rodent Free
01/03/2022
Do you hear rodents scurrying around your Maryland home? You're not the only one with a rodent problem. For centuri...
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What is this I hear a chewing
What's this bump and what's it doing?
This clawing sound behind my bed
Leaves me wanting to be dead
I wish these rodent pests could know
That to my work I have to go
When sun does shine and birds do chirp
And breakfast milk I have to slurp
I will not bear the shine of sun
In wake of dawn I'll be undone
For tired bones will make their pleas
And burning eyes will want to squeeze
Is not it bad enough to know
That in my cupboards they will go
To spread their germs and pestilence
To bug me now it makes no sense
When fury roth commands me wake
I'll have all that a man can take
If these rodents want to eat
They need to try to be discreet
All this scratching all this chewing
Will in fact be their undoing
They drive me in my grog to think
Of rodents in my bathroom sink
Of rodents on my kitchen floor
Of bacteria on their fur
Them sliding on my silverware
It is more than I can bear
I cannot stand the thought of fires
When these rodents chew my wires
Leaving droppings and their pee
On a rabid eating spree
It has to end it has to stop
My blood pressure has hit the top
To the web I have to go
To find someone who has to know
How to rid a home of mice
And ticks and fleas and even lice
The rodents and their parasites
To save me from these sleepless nights
A pest technician is the answer
To rid me of this rodent cancer
Then when stirrings come to cease
I can finally sleep in peace
